<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838</id><updated>2011-07-28T10:28:40.714-07:00</updated><title type='text'>John's Geek Center</title><subtitle type='html'>Comptuers, Video Games, Gadets, Sci-Fi, you know...Geek Stuff!!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>40</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-7361269715883489089</id><published>2010-02-22T10:36:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T10:36:53.612-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Get Gadget Track Software on your PC or Mac and if some joker swipes it you can get it back! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gadgettrak.com/"&gt;http://www.gadgettrak.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-7361269715883489089?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/7361269715883489089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=7361269715883489089' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/7361269715883489089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/7361269715883489089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2010/02/get-gadget-track-software-on-your-pc-or.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-6781735931925266842</id><published>2010-01-20T10:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-20T10:35:55.922-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The guys at NASA want to let you fly into the air ala Iron Man Style. &amp;nbsp;Check out this link i found at Gizmodo that talks about it. &amp;nbsp;It's going to let you be your own air plane. &amp;nbsp;Imagine that. &amp;nbsp;Better yet just click the link and check it out:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5452679/nasas-puffin-is-a-stealthy-personal-tilt+rotor-aircraft"&gt;http://gizmodo.com/5452679/nasas-puffin-is-a-stealthy-personal-tilt+rotor-aircraft&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-6781735931925266842?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/6781735931925266842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=6781735931925266842' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/6781735931925266842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/6781735931925266842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2010/01/guys-at-nasa-want-to-let-you-fly-into.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-4301863805998550017</id><published>2010-01-13T07:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-13T07:55:59.591-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;2010 and this blog is still here! &amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Well I suppose that means I should start blogging again. &amp;nbsp;Honestly I forgot all about this one. &amp;nbsp;I was pretty shocked to see it still active. &amp;nbsp; My friend Gorbs still had this one linked on his blog page and I clicked on the link wondering what i'd find. &amp;nbsp;When i did I found this page. &amp;nbsp;It took me a second to recall but I do remember starting this blog just for kicks. &amp;nbsp;So since google has been nice enough to keep hosting it I'm going to start posting to it again.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So since my last post what's happened in my life:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;My son John is now 4 years old&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I have a daughter named Rylee who is 1 and 1/2&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I still live in Plainfield with my wife and 2 kids&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I'm now MCPD-EA certified&amp;nbsp;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I still work for Avanade&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I still do some part time DJ'ing and karaoke work&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;My cell phone is an iPhone 3g&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I own a Wii and a PS3 even though i rarely get enough time to play them (sigh!)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I'm still a geek! &amp;nbsp;I love almost all things geek!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;So that's a brief update on my life. &amp;nbsp;I think in the future I'd like to keep this blog to posting about the things I find interesting in the technology industry. &amp;nbsp;Comptuers, phones, gadgets, etc....so if you care to hear my opinion on such things I welcome you back. &amp;nbsp;Until next time.....Take Care!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-4301863805998550017?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/4301863805998550017/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=4301863805998550017' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/4301863805998550017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/4301863805998550017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2010/01/2010-and-this-blog-is-still-here-well-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-115758798617166871</id><published>2006-09-06T16:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-06T17:13:06.186-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;I am now an MCP! I rule!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can you tell i'm happy!  I just passed my first of 6 Microsoft certification exams, the dreaded 70-528.  Microsoft .NET Framework 2.0 - Web-Based Client Development.  All I can say is i'm so pscyhed right now about it I can't even begin to tell you!  Here's why! Way back when I was fresh out of college I took the VB6.0 test twice and failed it by 1 wrong answer...BOTH TIMES! A few years later i was asked by a company i worked for to take a SQL Server class and cert test in a week.  I failed that test by 2 wrong answers!  So when i got to the testing center today let me just say that confidence was not at an all time high!  So that passing score of 771 was a sight for sore eyes.  It was all i could do to keep from yelling out YESSSSS in the middle of the testing room!! Hahahah...i did raise my arms in the air for victory but kept it quiet!  I'm a dork what can I say!  So from this point forward when you address me please address me as: John McNamara MCP .  Thank you!  heh heh heh!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-115758798617166871?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/115758798617166871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=115758798617166871' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115758798617166871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115758798617166871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-am-now-mcp-i-rule-can-you-tell-im.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-115633795882475117</id><published>2006-08-23T05:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-23T05:59:18.836-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Work and other such items&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Work is going pretty well. At little slow at times and somewhat boring when it is slow but overall it's going well.  I was on two projects but now i'm down to just one.  The work isn't as challenging as I'd like but it's work...and work = pay checks and pay checks = money!  Money is good.  Money means I can pay my bills, support my family, and eat!  Eating is good too!! LOL&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I'm currrently studying for my first Microsoft Certification test (70-528).  So far i'm hitting somewhere in the 60% correct range on the practice tests.  This won't get me passed so i need to keep studying...but it's going pretty well.  I'm starting to know more than i don't know so that's good.  &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Other than that...it's same old same old.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-115633795882475117?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/115633795882475117/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=115633795882475117' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115633795882475117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115633795882475117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/08/work-and-other-such-items-work-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-115633761931398488</id><published>2006-08-23T05:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-30T20:18:39.386-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Happy 1st Birthday Little John!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last week was my sons first birthday. Last saturday we had his party at the clubhouse near my home. It was a lot of fun. Good friends, family, presents, and SMASH CAKE! Little John seemed to have as much fun as a 1 yr old can have at a party before conking out for the night. Most everyone showed up who said they were going to so I'd say the party was a "smashing" success (haha pun intended). John got wayyyy too many presents and as a result my living room and family room now look like a toy store. But that's okay as long as he's having fun so am I.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-115633761931398488?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/115633761931398488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=115633761931398488' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115633761931398488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115633761931398488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/08/happy-1st-birthday-little-john-last.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-115353412039888828</id><published>2006-07-21T19:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T19:08:40.406-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Clerks II: official trailer</title><content type='html'>&lt;table xmlns="http://purl.org/atom/ns#" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;&lt;embed flashvars="autoplay=true" id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-6693244758803613397" style="width:300px; height:243px;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr/&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;The description should be: A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire. Free from his dead-end job (and lodged in a new one), Dante begins to break free of his rut, planning to move away with his clingy fiancée. Dante is ready to leave the horrors of minimum-wage New Jersey behind, but Randal - always the more hostile of the two - starts to become overwhelmed by his own rancor. Clerks II will be in theaters on July 21, 2006&lt;br /&gt;                &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-115353412039888828?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/115353412039888828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=115353412039888828' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115353412039888828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115353412039888828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/07/clerks-ii-official-trailer.html' title='Clerks II: official trailer'/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-115353392555402164</id><published>2006-07-21T19:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T19:05:32.120-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;No More City Fun!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my last week that i get to work in the city for the project I'm on at work. It's not a big deal but it was fun working in the loop for a while. Now I go back to the farm country 5 days per week instead of two. Not really a big deal as I'm only missing 1 night at home techinically. Plus it saves me from buying a train ticket and spending extra money on gas during the week. So it's all good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hear that the new Clerks II movie rocks! It's been getting 3 stars all over the place! I'll be one of the first in line to see that next Tuesday. Tuesday's the movie theater in Bloomington allows you to bring a bowl (any size) and they'll fill it with popcorn for 50 cents w/free refills!!! How can you beat that?? It's so country!! LOL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's about it...until next time!! C'ya!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-115353392555402164?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/115353392555402164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=115353392555402164' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115353392555402164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115353392555402164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/07/no-more-city-fun-this-is-my-last-week.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-115268347868219955</id><published>2006-07-11T22:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-11T22:51:23.890-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Long time no post!! Sorry.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry it's taken me so long to update the blog. I've been very busy with work. I'm still working in Bloomington, IL most of the time. Part of each week i'm also working downtown. It's not too bad as I get to come home a couple days early so I can see my wife and son more and that's a plus. The downside is I sometimes feel like all I do is travel between offices.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So how was everyone's 4th of July? I had a fun time at home with Tracy and Little John. And the great thing is we didn't have to go anywhere. The fireworks displays being put on by all the neighbors and the people in my subdivision were better than any fireworks show. Plus it was free of crowds! We just pulled some chairs out of the garage and enjoyed!! Little John slept through his first 4th but that's okay. He didnt miss much!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just saw Superman Returns. It was good. I liked that fact that they found a nobody who looked ALOT like a very young, healthy Christopher Reeve. He even talked like him and had the same mannerisms. It was a little freaky. I also thought Kevin Spacey was a great Lex Luthor. I especially liked the jokes his girlfriend made during the movie. A great quote from the movies went something like this......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lex: What was that thing my father used to say?&lt;br /&gt;Lex's GF: You're and idiot!!&lt;br /&gt;Lex: No .....what was it...c'mon???&lt;br /&gt;Lex's GF: GET OUT???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOL too damn funny. More than a few times I busted up laughing at this chick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well it's getting late and I have to get to work in the morning. Talk at ya later!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-115268347868219955?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/115268347868219955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=115268347868219955' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115268347868219955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/115268347868219955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/07/long-time-no-post-sorry.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114903718965893114</id><published>2006-05-30T17:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-30T18:00:53.353-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;So i get this email from my sister it reads like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS&lt;br /&gt;REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, May 15, 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULT LEVEL&lt;br /&gt;OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 1&lt;br /&gt;How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.&lt;br /&gt;Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 2&lt;br /&gt;The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?&lt;br /&gt;Round Table Discussion.&lt;br /&gt;Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 3&lt;br /&gt;Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and&lt;br /&gt;Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.&lt;br /&gt;Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 4&lt;br /&gt;Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---&lt;br /&gt;Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.&lt;br /&gt;Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 5&lt;br /&gt;After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?&lt;br /&gt;Examples on Video.&lt;br /&gt;Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning&lt;br /&gt;at 7:00 PM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 6&lt;br /&gt;Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.&lt;br /&gt;Help Line Support and Support Groups.&lt;br /&gt;Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 7&lt;br /&gt;Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places&lt;br /&gt;And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.&lt;br /&gt;Open Forum .&lt;br /&gt;Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 8&lt;br /&gt;Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.&lt;br /&gt;Graphics and Audio Tapes.&lt;br /&gt;Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 9&lt;br /&gt;Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.&lt;br /&gt;Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 10&lt;br /&gt;Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?&lt;br /&gt;Driving Simulations.&lt;br /&gt;4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 11&lt;br /&gt;Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.&lt;br /&gt;Online Classes and role-playing .&lt;br /&gt;Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 12&lt;br /&gt;How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion&lt;br /&gt;Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.&lt;br /&gt;Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 13&lt;br /&gt;How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.&lt;br /&gt;Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.&lt;br /&gt;Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 14&lt;br /&gt;The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.&lt;br /&gt;Live Demonstration.&lt;br /&gt;Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Upon completion of any of the above courses,&lt;br /&gt;diplomas will be issued to the survivors.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;So after reading this I decided that I could come up with some classes of my own for women to educate themselves as well.....here ya go enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SUMMER CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS&lt;br /&gt;REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, May 15, 2006 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND THE FACT THAT CLASSES WILL TAKE PLACE IN COMPLETE SILENCE…ALL WOMEN WILL BE ISSUED DUCT TAPE GAGS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE FIRST CLASS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class 1 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Toilet Seat—There is no right position! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 2 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Football Season --- A women's guide to finding something&lt;br /&gt;else to do on Sundays in the Fall! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 3 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Bathroom Door --- It's there for a reason! Learning to close it when you go. It's nice, it's polite, and after all men don't want to see you pee! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 4 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Television and the man you love --- this is a complex course that gets into the psyche of men. It' talks about how they watch tv, why they watch tv, and how not to act while they are watching tv! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 5 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Blowjobs --- Guys like them A LOT! This is a no nonsense approach that covers how to give a blow job, why you should give blow jobs, and when you should give blow jobs! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 6 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Questions Men Hate to Answer and Why --- covering such women favorites as:&lt;br /&gt;Does this make me look fat?&lt;br /&gt;How come you never listen to me?&lt;br /&gt;What are you thinking about? &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 7 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Shopping is not a sport! Learn from several male shopping experts on how to go in, get what you want, and get home in less time than it takes to cook a meal! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meets Mondays at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 8 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cooking --- This class is an elective class for those women who are interested in learning how to cook for their man. Men like to eat and that's why this class if offered! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 9 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Are you a back seat driver?? 50 question survey class that determines if you are a back seat driver and how you can learn to shut up if you are! Very valuable course here! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 10 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Is It Genetically Impossible To Not Talk to us While We're Watching TV? 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 11 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Learning to Live --- Learning to be in a good mood ALL OF THE TIME! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 12 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Build your own PMS Hide Out! --- learn to build a hideout to shield the people you love during that not so fun time of the month! Why should everyone else suffer because your female? &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 13 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Closets --- It's not a game to see how much shit you can pile inside of them! They do have limited space! Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Class 14 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Penis --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114903718965893114?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114903718965893114/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114903718965893114' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114903718965893114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114903718965893114'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/05/so-i-get-this-email-from-my-sister-it.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114783202754405942</id><published>2006-05-16T19:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-16T19:13:47.563-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;You know you have way too much money!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you can afford &lt;a href="http://realestate.msn.com/Improve/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=487178&amp;GT1=8187"&gt;THIS SHIT!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm just wondering who can afford this shit? Maybe the very wealthy I suppose.  Most of the people I know are just trying to pay for their house and not go broke.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114783202754405942?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114783202754405942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114783202754405942' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114783202754405942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114783202754405942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/05/you-know-you-have-way-too-much-money.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114783175070652421</id><published>2006-05-16T19:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-16T19:09:10.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Finally Working!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Took a while but i'm finally doing the job i was actually hired to do.  Well...sort of.  I'm not in a development role but more of a team leader for a development team.  Oh well it's still in the field and it pays the bills.  The plus is i'm learning alot and i'm sure it will help my resume in the long run.  I can't really say too much more because it's "not allowed" but I will say this.  It's going to be alot of work and definately a challenge! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;On another note....&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone going to see Da Vinci code this week?  I'm thinking about going to check it out next week after the crowds die down a bit.  I haven't heard any reviews yet but I'm definately looking forward to it!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114783175070652421?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114783175070652421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114783175070652421' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114783175070652421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114783175070652421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/05/finally-working-took-while-but-im.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114735716226569549</id><published>2006-05-11T07:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-11T07:19:22.276-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Google Video Rocks!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love google video for the simple fact that there are videos there that just crack me up.  I saw &lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3275273769976824072&amp;q=easter+bunny"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; there and you can't not laugh at it!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3275273769976824072&amp;q=easter+bunny"&gt;THIS IS JUST DAMN FUNNY!! I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LMAO!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114735716226569549?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114735716226569549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114735716226569549' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114735716226569549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114735716226569549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/05/google-video-rocks-i-love-google-video.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114731431872804597</id><published>2006-05-10T19:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-10T19:25:31.126-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;The best page in the universe&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I read on cnn today that some guy named maddox has a book about manliness.  This book is loosely based on his postings on his website "The best page in the universe".  And i hear the book is doing well so i figured i'd go check out the website.  All i have to say is: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://maddox.xmission.com"&gt;THIS SITE IS FRIGGEN FUNNY!! &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However there are those of you that may not think so.  But I have to give credit to a guy that is seemingly pissed off enough to just rip on everything.  It's a damn funny site.  Go give it a read! Tell me what you think.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114731431872804597?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114731431872804597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114731431872804597' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114731431872804597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114731431872804597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/05/best-page-in-universe-i-read-on-cnn.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114676422466245394</id><published>2006-05-04T10:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T10:37:04.673-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Funny Pranks!! You have to read this!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It seems there's the website that sponsors these pranks that cause commotions by using large groups of people doing odd things.  The key is they don't do anything illegal so it ends up there is nothing anyone can really do about it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;read this!! It's kinda funny in a nerdy kind of way!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=57"&gt;http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=57&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114676422466245394?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114676422466245394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114676422466245394' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114676422466245394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114676422466245394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/05/funny-pranks-you-have-to-read-this-it.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114476914802217569</id><published>2006-04-11T08:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-11T08:25:49.446-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Well who would have guessed this???&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=400 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=#66CCFF align=center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 12pt;'&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Have A Type B Personality&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=#FFFFFF&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;font color="#0000CC" size="+6"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  B  &lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're as laid back as they come... &lt;br /&gt;Your baseline mood is calm and level headed&lt;br /&gt;Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forte&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people&lt;br /&gt;Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems&lt;br /&gt;You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/typeaquiz/"&gt;Do You Have a Type A Personality?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114476914802217569?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114476914802217569/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114476914802217569' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114476914802217569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114476914802217569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/04/well-who-would-have-guessed-this-you.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114451475044126819</id><published>2006-04-08T09:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-08T09:45:56.246-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Hey check out my new retaurant review page, feel free to add a restaurant if you know of any in Bloomington, IL. I'll be adding restaurants as i go to new ones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://bloomingtonrestaurants.ning.com/index.php"&gt;http://bloomingtonrestaurants.ning.com/index.php&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114451475044126819?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114451475044126819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114451475044126819' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114451475044126819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114451475044126819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/04/hey-check-out-my-new-retaurant-review.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114415845123192542</id><published>2006-04-04T06:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-04T06:50:09.016-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Google's new Page Creator Service&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Google has a new service that allows people without any technical skills whatsoever to create pretty nice webpages. It's free and it comes with 100MB of space. It's still in the beta stages and you have to sign-up to get a web page but it's pretty cool. If anyone is interested go check it out at: &lt;a href="http://pages.google.com"&gt;pages.google.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://johnnymack0730.googlepages.com/home"&gt;here's a sample page i created in about 5 minutes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114415845123192542?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114415845123192542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114415845123192542' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114415845123192542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114415845123192542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/04/googles-new-page-creator-service.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114392328919027926</id><published>2006-04-01T12:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-04-01T12:28:09.206-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Oh you guys are Google...&lt;a href="http://www.google.com/romance/"&gt;such kidders!!&lt;/a&gt;  Happy April Fools Day!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114392328919027926?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114392328919027926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114392328919027926' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114392328919027926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114392328919027926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/04/oh-you-guys-are-google.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114373151119068094</id><published>2006-03-30T07:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-30T07:11:51.200-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Hey guys my wife just sent me this link.  This guy's blog is pretty funny.  It's a guy who's upset with his wife so he goes on strike.  He puts up a tent and a sign saying on strike.  &lt;a href="http://www.husbandonstrike.com/"&gt;Go check it out!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114373151119068094?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114373151119068094/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114373151119068094' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114373151119068094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114373151119068094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/03/hey-guys-my-wife-just-sent-me-this.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114360499352164754</id><published>2006-03-28T19:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-28T20:03:49.846-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Sigh...the life of me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So i turned 37 on the 17th of this month. Yep 37 that's 3 years away from the big 4-0. That's almost 4 decades!  I can't be almost 40...it's impossible.  I was just 21 a few years ago.  I still remember high school!! I can still remember college and all the fun i had.  I remember buying my first car.  The first time i got laid...i mean...who doesn't?? But still....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm 37 stinkin years old!! Ugh!   Oh well at least i'm not 50!!  hehehehe!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114360499352164754?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114360499352164754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114360499352164754' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114360499352164754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114360499352164754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/03/sigh.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114319003628840857</id><published>2006-03-24T00:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-27T17:01:18.966-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.sirius.com"&gt;Sirius Satellite Radio &lt;/a&gt;Rocks!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've now had it for about a week and it's great. Howard Stern any time you want to listen to him. Raw Dogg comedy channel is hillarious. I heard in one hour at least 20 different comics. I heard Eddie Murphy, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the cable guy, Jerry Seinfeld, just to mention a few. Plus you can get your music or news fix any time you want it too. I just can't say enough about it. &lt;a href="http://www.sirius.com/servlet/ContentServer?pagename=Sirius/CachedPage&amp;c=ProductAsset&amp;amp;cid=1126670694040"&gt;This radio rocks!! &lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114319003628840857?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114319003628840857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114319003628840857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114319003628840857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114319003628840857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/03/sirius-satellite-radio-rocks-ive-now.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114312561593601573</id><published>2006-03-23T06:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-04-01T10:51:33.850-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Okay it's official.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="250" border="1"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;You are 52% kinky&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.quizuniverse.com/result_images/cows.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are kinky. You are always up for trying something new in the bedroom... or wherever else you chose to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=51"&gt;Take this quiz&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a href="http://www.quizuniverse.com"&gt;QuizUniverse.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114312561593601573?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114312561593601573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114312561593601573' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114312561593601573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114312561593601573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/03/okay-its-official.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114298423967718110</id><published>2006-03-21T15:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-21T15:38:23.060-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>More Amazing Animal Stories....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So on my way down to the farm yesterday I was drivning down I-55 and low and behold what do i see on the side of the road??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A crow you say?&lt;/strong&gt; Nope!! Try again!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A canadian good perhaps?&lt;/strong&gt; bahhh nope keep guessing!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A deer possibly?&lt;/strong&gt; Oh you'd like to think that wouldn't you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nope what i saw on the side of the road was THIS!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/turkey_20043_7.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/turkey_20043_7.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;a &lt;strong&gt;big fat wild turkey&lt;/strong&gt;!! Don't ask me what this thing was doing there but there he was big as day. I'd say at least 20lbs easy. I thought about stopping to take pic with my phone but i figured it wasn't worth the hassle. So here is a picture of one i found online just so you know what i saw. I'm not sure why it was on the side of the road but i'll bet that would be some tasty roadkill if someone hit him!! Personally i hope he made it out of there because it just wouldn't seem right if he got mushed by a minivan. He was just hangin out checking out the traffic, minding his own business. Not even moving really. Just standing there looking like a turkey.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well that does it for animal adventures this week....i'll bet you can't wait to see what creature of nature i spot next?? Stay tuned!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114298423967718110?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114298423967718110/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114298423967718110' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114298423967718110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114298423967718110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/03/more-amazing-animal-stories.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114260863141645065</id><published>2006-03-17T07:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-21T15:24:19.696-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Laptop: $100&lt;br /&gt;Weight: Next to nothing&lt;br /&gt;Free publicity generated when Bill Gates rips it to shreds in public: &lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/ptech/03/16/gates.100.laptop.reut/index.html"&gt;PRICELESS!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think in his next life he should be a comedian...really!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114260863141645065?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114260863141645065/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114260863141645065' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114260863141645065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114260863141645065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/03/laptop-100-weight-next-to-nothing-free.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114248887468876453</id><published>2006-03-15T21:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-04-01T10:52:56.746-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Just another fun filled day down on the farm!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/640/redshack.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/redshack.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Studying my brains off for the MCSD certification testing and hanging out at the apartment. Today i'd say was pretty productive. I got about 3-4 chapters in. I also installed SQL Server and wrote some code in vb.net for practice. Fun fun fun!!! &lt;a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114248887468876453?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114248887468876453/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114248887468876453' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114248887468876453'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114248887468876453'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/03/just-another-fun-filled-day-down-on.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114230879125692886</id><published>2006-03-13T19:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-13T19:59:51.270-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>4.2 lbs...he's back on track!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yep this week i hit the weight watchers scale a full 4.2lbs lighter than i was the week before.  This gives me a total of 27.6lbs since starting the first week in January.  I'm 7.3 lbs away from my 10% goal of 34.9 lbs.   Once i hit that i'm going to have to set a goal weight and start working on that.  I'm thinking around 180lbs is going to be goal but not sure.  It's based on the recommended weight range the heart association puts out not on what I want.  I could get a doctors note to set the ideal goal weight but i'm thinking i'll try to go for the real goal and see how it goes.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114230879125692886?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114230879125692886/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114230879125692886' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114230879125692886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114230879125692886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/03/4.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114199992033651838</id><published>2006-03-10T05:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-10T06:12:00.350-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Another week down on the farm.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So this week was fun.  I downloaded the rest of the applications i need for my job.  This took me at least one day and a few hours the next becasue of the sheer size of the applications. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I took in a couple meetings this week. One was an "On the bench" training about the Websphere application development tool (aka WSAD).  It was very interesting and let me get out of my apartment for a while and meet real human beings!!!! Then the second meeting was a MCSD study group.  Since Avanade requires certification the study group is going to be a huge help. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some other things that happened while here:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;MY CELL PHONE GOT ACTIVATED FINALLY!! Okay it was only a couple days but it seemed like forever. Yay no more US Cellular!!  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I got to have coffee in house all week thanks to my free Gevalia coffee maker.  Don't get me wrong i like Dunkin Donuts coffee but i always end up spending 3 bucks there because those muffins or donuts just call out my name.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I got my transcendar tests ordered...1 came in so far the other 3 i'm still waiting on&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Got to play a little xbox thanks to my controller being here and NOT AT HOME!!!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Had several webcam conversations with my 6 1/2 month old son due to the magic of webcams...here's a quote from him, "DADADADADADADAAAA!!!"  I'm thinking he's got the makings of a public speaker or television newsman.  But i might be a bit biased!! hehe&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well thats about it for this week.  RIVOTING WASN'T IT??? yep yep yep i live the wild and crazy life these days.   Until next week....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Y'ALL COME BACK NOW YA HEAR!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114199992033651838?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114199992033651838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114199992033651838' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114199992033651838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114199992033651838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/03/another-week-down-on-farm.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114114013229459315</id><published>2006-02-28T07:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-28T07:28:15.516-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;More fun down on the farm!! Just thought you'd like to see more pics!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Here we have all the essential weight watchers "low point" type foods!! Note the cheerios, the splenda, the rice cake treats, and of course canned veggies!! Oh the fun we're having now!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/pantry.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/pantry.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- We have the essential items&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/stocked.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/stocked.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Yes that's one of those infomercial thing-a-mabobs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/asseenontv.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/asseenontv.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Ahh coffee....it would be even better if i had a coffee maker&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/coffee.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/coffee.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Here you can see my chair/sofa/home theater seating area complete with tv tray end table...yeah i know how to live!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/chair_sofa.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/chair_sofa.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- And here we have the main work area. My fully functional technology center!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/desk.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/desk.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114114013229459315?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114114013229459315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114114013229459315' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114114013229459315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114114013229459315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/more-fun-down-on-farm-just-thought.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114113495930297298</id><published>2006-02-28T05:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-28T05:55:59.313-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Mmmmm Coffee!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So i did manage to find the Dunkin Donuts and get some coffee this morning.  My PC woke me up at 4:30am when an error message popped-up this morning.  Seems my download had stopped and i had to restart it.  Well after that i figured might as well stay up and get some coffee!! Ahhhhh!!!  I can't wait until I get my coffee maker down here.  This going out for coffee is a pain not to mention expensive.  Plus if i'm here making coffee there is no temptation to eat mass quantities of donuts or muffins.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114113495930297298?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114113495930297298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114113495930297298' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114113495930297298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114113495930297298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/mmmmm-coffee-so-i-did-manage-to-find.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114107809004526800</id><published>2006-02-27T13:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-27T14:16:14.490-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Welcome to Avanade! It's official I'm now an Avanade employee!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I finished orientation last week on Friday and I'm now writing this from my ever so spacious apartment in beautiful downtown Bloomington. Okay actually i'm a little outside of the downtown area but it's pretty close (5 to 10 mins).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways I just thought I'd post a few pics and you can check out the life I live here in Bloomington!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/bloom1.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Here's a pic of the the entertainment center (complete with 20" TV, DVD player, and Xbox...note: I forgot my only controller for the xbox so right now it's collecting dust. )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 321px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 241px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="162" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/bloom1.0.jpg" width="235" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/bloom2.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;And here's a look at the gourmet kitchen in my place here in Bloomington! Just look at that fantastic setup! I mean you could just smell the great meals coming out of that place now couldn't ya???? Makes your mouth just water doesn't it?? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/bloom2.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;This is 1/2 of my excellent master bedroom suite, complete with Full size bed and Rubbermaid tub night stand!! Yeah now that's livin' I tell ya!! Look at how restfull it looks!! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/bloom3.jpg" border="0" /&gt; &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And here we have the other half of my Master Bedroom Suite!! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Unbelievable!! Look at all that living space!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/bloom4.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But seriously everyone i'm just kidding around about the apartment. It's actually a very nice &lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/buffalo3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/buffalo3.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;apartment for the money and it will suit my needs just fine while i'm down here to work. It has everything I need and it's nice enough where i don't have to worry about it falling apart on me. But I still say the coolest and most incredible thing I've seen so far in my travels to Bloomington is......BUFFALO!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And then there's BUFFALO!! &lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/buffalo2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/buffalo2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And oh yeah one other thing...BUFFALO!!&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/1600/buffalo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3201/25/320/buffalo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114107809004526800?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114107809004526800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114107809004526800' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114107809004526800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114107809004526800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/welcome-to-avanade-its-official-im-now.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-114035575308669838</id><published>2006-02-19T05:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-19T05:29:13.096-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Bloomington...So far so good.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yesterday the wife and I drove down to Bloomington to get the apartment set up.  It was very weird renting an apartment when I have a house already.  But being that the commute there would be 200 miles round trip each day I had to do it.   It's not that bad, the rent is low, and they pay for the first six months electricity and water.   Plus it's like 10 minutes from the office down there.  Once i get things totally set up i'll take some pictures and you can see.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...oh the fun things I do for the advancement of my career :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-114035575308669838?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/114035575308669838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=114035575308669838' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114035575308669838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/114035575308669838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/bloomington.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-113984854885578638</id><published>2006-02-13T08:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-13T08:35:48.870-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>23.4 pounds for the first month of Weight Watchers!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seems my superbowl pig out party didn't completely upset my weight loss apple cart after all.  I lost 2.2 pounds last week to put me up to 23.4 pounds for the month.  So far i'm still on track to break the 300 pound mark by the end of March.   My goal is to break that barrier and then start attempting to do some jogging.  I'll start out walking for the most part and then jogging for like 10 seconds and then walk some more and then jog, etc, and so on and so forth!!! Eventually i'll get it up to 50/50 jogging/walking and then hopefully all jogging.  I did this same kind of think back in high school when i lost 50lbs so i'm hoping i can still try it now.  I say hope because...uhhh....i'm not in high school anymore!! LOL&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-113984854885578638?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/113984854885578638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=113984854885578638' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113984854885578638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113984854885578638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/23.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-113926030184969979</id><published>2006-02-06T13:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-06T13:11:41.866-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;I'm a Superbowl Sloth!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night the Tracy and I had our own private &lt;a href="http://www.superbowl.com/"&gt;superbowl&lt;/a&gt; sunday party.  We made chicken wings, cheese ball things, onion peels, and some chili cheese dip with chips!! I threw in some carrots and celery to give the appearance of something healthy.  Well after all was said and done I went over my 33 points today by 32 points!!! Holy crap &lt;a href="http://walking.about.com/od/diet/p/weightwatchers.htm"&gt;55 points today&lt;/a&gt;!! Ugh....what a fatty! I'm going to have to crack the whip and cut down this week to make up for it.    But it's always fun to pig out every once in a while.  I knew yesterday was going to be a bad day when I had that bagel and creamcheese at &lt;a href="http://www.panerabread.com/"&gt;Panera&lt;/a&gt;!! Bad bad bad!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-113926030184969979?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/113926030184969979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=113926030184969979' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113926030184969979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113926030184969979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/im-superbowl-sloth-last-night-tracy.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-113920058292721321</id><published>2006-02-05T20:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-05T20:41:12.600-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Death is too good for them!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I read &lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/01/29/baby.in.lake.ap/"&gt;this article&lt;/a&gt; and thought....WTF is wrong with people in this world???? Death would be too good for whoever did this!! I'd like to take my car and drive over this person's face about 50 times! All I have to say is there are a lot of sick, truly disturbed people in the world but whoever did this tops the list!! Ugh!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-113920058292721321?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/113920058292721321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=113920058292721321' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113920058292721321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113920058292721321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/death-is-too-good-for-them-i-read-this.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-113906355542679773</id><published>2006-02-04T06:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-04T06:35:27.966-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;21 pounds gone!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today I weighed in at my weekly "WW" meeting and lost 6.4lbs this week for a total of 21.8lbs for the month. I sure hope I can keep this pace up for next month. I'd like to get below 300lbs by the end of March if possible. So far it hasn't been too hard for me. I just track what i eat, try to stay within my points by eating better foods, watching my portion size, working out, and cutting way back on the fatty fried fast foods. Well so far so good!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-113906355542679773?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/113906355542679773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=113906355542679773' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113906355542679773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113906355542679773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/21-pounds-gone-today-i-weighed-in-at.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-113894228548180912</id><published>2006-02-02T20:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-02T20:51:25.483-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Update: It's official I got the offer today and I accepted. They are overnighting the offer package tonight! I'll have it tomorrow morning. My first day is February 22nd!! This should be an excellent career move! It's the first time i've been excited about a job and it has nothing to do with the money!! This all about the job and the opportunity!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-113894228548180912?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/113894228548180912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=113894228548180912' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113894228548180912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113894228548180912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/update-its-official-i-got-offer-today.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-113884969734762723</id><published>2006-02-01T19:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-02T20:51:10.800-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Got me a new Job!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today I had an interview with &lt;a href="http://www.avanade.com/"&gt;Avanade, Inc&lt;/a&gt;. The interview went really well and the recruiter called me to tell me that they are going to make me an offer. Sweet!! I am very excited about this job. Great opportunity to work with some great technologists and &lt;a href="http://www.avanade.com/us/careers/benefits.aspx"&gt;great benefits&lt;/a&gt;! Hopefully i'll get the official offer sheet this week and start sometime in the next two weeks! Can't wait!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-113884969734762723?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/113884969734762723/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=113884969734762723' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113884969734762723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113884969734762723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/got-me-new-job-today-i-had-interview.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-113884932329488590</id><published>2006-02-01T18:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-01T19:03:37.346-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>So for the last couple of weeks I've been on the "&lt;a href="http://www.weightwatchers.com/plan/turnaround/index.aspx"&gt;Weight Watchers Flex Points&lt;/a&gt;" plan. It's this plan that gives you so many points each day based on your current weight. The heavier you are the higher the points. Each food item has a point value based on (fat, fiber, and calories). When you eat say a bowl of cereal like "cheerios w/skim milk" it's 4 points. Take the 4 points off of the main point total and that's the balance you have for the day. You keep going like that until your points are gone. When the points are gone your done for the day.  Well bottom line is....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15lbs gone so far!!  Down to 335 from 350!!  Nice!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-113884932329488590?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/113884932329488590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=113884932329488590' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113884932329488590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113884932329488590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/so-for-last-couple-of-weeks-ive-been.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21561838.post-113880524043933178</id><published>2006-02-01T06:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-01T18:58:23.563-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Hello there! Just started a new blog because I missed having a little piece of the internet.  Used to have a website but that just got to be a pain! So i'm doing this it's much easier and less work. So welcome and tell your friends!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21561838-113880524043933178?l=geekcenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/feeds/113880524043933178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21561838&amp;postID=113880524043933178' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113880524043933178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21561838/posts/default/113880524043933178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geekcenter.blogspot.com/2006/02/hello-there-just-started-new-blog.html' title=''/><author><name>Johnny Mack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06900363456616609595</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G2IUVFTKIfo/S3K-g7tkeXI/AAAAAAAAACg/J1fX8xr0PFE/S220/034.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
